The patrician

Patrician's strategic intervention to building a purple-team simulator

The thing about a city that runs on light, logic, and the quiet hum of routers was that it had a peculiar sense of humour. The Scarlet Semaphore, you see, was never meant to be a threat. In a dusty attic above a curry house that did suspiciously good chips, they were a hackerspace, a guild of tinkerers. Their charter was one of curiosity, not conquest. They poked at systems to see how they squeaked, a digital version of kicking tyres. Their latest project was Operation Red Lantern, targeting the Guild Registry, a dusty, important, and frankly rather pompous piece of civic plumbing that controlled professional certifications. It was, in their view, begging for a gentle nudge. ...

January 13, 2026 · 4 min

Threat modelling for zero-day vulnerabilities

Threat modelling for zero-day vulnerabilities is a peculiar exercise in preparing for the unknowable. These are not the comfortable, catalogue‑ready bugs that live in CVE databases. These are the ones nobody, least of all the vendor, has seen fit to admit exist. They arrive without warning, without a patch, and with precisely zero days’ notice before being exploited. The task, therefore, is less about ticking boxes and more about building the sort of resilience that can withstand the unexpected without falling to pieces. ...

August 3, 2025 · 7 min